Monday, December 31, 2007
Happy Birthday Hannah
Huncle Owie comes to town
How lucky we were to have Howie, Allie and Bailey visit in early December. For those of you perplexed with the title of this post, Abby has this issue with leading H's. For example, when she needs a cuddle, she needs a Ug. No H. When she sees Uncle Howie, he is Huncle Owie. And when she needs both, she needs a Ug from Huncle Owie. It was great to have them over in the UK and to spend time giving our best wishes to Annie and Oscar as they prepare to move to Dubai to meet up with Oisin who has moved there for work. That evening was a lot of fun- we went for a good curry.
Bailey had her first slept over our house and enjoyed snuggling down into our inflatable mattress.
Uno!
The kids are really jet lagged from our trip to the USA and our days and evenings are off- way off! Last night, after dinner we are playing "Go fish!" with the girls which is a great way for them to learn numbers and pairs. We had a great moment when Abby puts a set of four cards on the table and realizes that she just has one card left in her hand. Watching her mind make the connection to the other card game she likes to play, she shouts, "Uno!" Now had we been playing the game Uno, that would have been appropriate, but since this was Go Fish, it was hysterical. It was one of those special moments that just warms your heart and makes you laugh. Well done Abby!
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Technology is amazing
So we got Hannah a Nintendo DS for her 6th birthday. It seems to be a bigger deal for Jen and me than her. Hannah struggles with the real name and calls it 'Intendo'. Abby too adds her own spin to it calling it 'Pretendo'. Really anything she does is cute because she is three and she is Abby. I enjoy watching Hannah play with a game called Nintendogs. This requires her to care for a puppy by feeding it, bathing it and taking it out for a walk. So this morning when I woke up I heard her whispering to 'Lilly' her pet lab, 'Lilly, sit. Good girl'. It is fun to watch her care for the dog, 'Mommy I need to feed her but I have no food.', Jen retorts, 'You have to go to the store' it is all really funny when you think she is six. Anyway, I am just glad I don’t have to clean up any virtual poop off the floor.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
We’re coming home
Beware the SIV
Oracle Release 12 and Sub Ledger Accounting
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Dinner with Hans
On Wednesday (14-Nov) I was invited to dinner at Hans Kolbe's house. Hans is an old friend of mine from the time he consulted at BT. Hans has a beautiful home in the Noe Valley. It was a great alternative to the Oracle customer appreciation event and gave me an opportunity to catch up with some friends. It was truly great to see CJ and Patty. CJ and I shared stories about the kids and our careers. CJ is now at Booz Allen Hamilton.
Case Study
Panel Discussion
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Thank you Congregation Ner Tamid
Time for a change America
While standing at the check out with my bottles of water and Ritz Crisps, I noticed that the store had the ‘important’ things behind the counter, well from the reach of customers. It struck me that the Nicorette was heavily guarded behind the counter while the Chee-tos were available to the general population. Consider the subliminal messaging here. Its clear that if you want to improve your life and improve your health, that a post pubescent store clerk will need to get involved for you to analyze the back of a box of Nicorette. On the other hand you can decide to slowly kill yourself over the next 40 years with the artery clogging saturated fats found in the junk food aisle.
What if this were reversed? What if we were able to peruse the medicines behind the safety and security of the check out counter at will as opposed to having to ensure the embarrassing encounter with the check out clerk. How many more people would actually buy the Nicorette or the condoms if they could just reach them unassisted?
Then, we can really have the clerks guard the populace from the real dangers in life. Picture the gum smacking teen-ager confronting the double wide patron with the desire to get at the jumbo size of double stuff Oreo cookies safely stored behind the counter. An awkward conversation ensues with the clerk asking the patron, “Are you sure?” The patron fumbles with an acceptable answer, “Um, well, I guess…”
It seems out priorities have become juxtaposed.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
There was evening, there was night, the second day…
Day two of strategy council is cool. We discuss how Oracle plans to weave Web2.0 concepts into its EBS solution. Now this is cool. How can we use tools that people use every day to drive productivity? I am on the edge of my seat with ideas and gushing them out all over AJ, AR and Steve. AJ is amused at first and then bored. I am excited. I see he is simmering on a few issues we learned earlier in the day that may materially alter our roadmap. It seems that the direction that Oracle has chosen on scanning technology cuts across some work that we have lined up for this year. He is troubled. I am talking with my hands and getting excited about things.
The afternoon is good too. Terrance Wampler provides an update on R12.1. Right! 12.1 is being discussed because Terrance has already moved on to newer things. I like the update and take good notes. I love when Oracle uses terms like ‘Superior Ownership Experience’. Firstly it makes me think I am buying a BMW, second, it’s like who else is there? You have basically acquired everyone else so superior to who?
Day two ends with a review of OOW sessions and I am on my way. I do some shopping and head to the hotel.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Strategy Council Day One
I love attending events like this with Oracle because they are run very well. The slide presentations are appealing and the presents know their sh1t. It is also a good time to bounce ideas off of peers and get a sense if they are having the same issues you are. Despite knowing that BT is big and that we have a very forward thinking agenda, it is confirmed by our attendance here. The synergies that exist by having me, AJ, AR, Steve and Chris at the same table to discuss strategy is awesome. Collectively amongst us there is over 60 years of experience on BT finance systems at the table. Every break is a chance to refine outlook and roadmap ideas going forward. I realize in looking around the table, my move to HR is bittersweet. I’ll be doing a lot less in the Oracle Financials space going forward and that is a bit of a downer. Not only do I really like oracle EBS, I really like working with these guys.
Oracle EBS is at a really cool turning point right now. The new functionality that Oracle is rolling out answers many of the issues we’ve had for a while. The first session of the day is dedicated to Sub ledger Accounting. This is cool. Keeping the GL lean and mean. Keeping the detail in the sub ledgers is where our thinking has gotten to over 18 months ago. The buzz around the table begins as Steve starts ticking off the number of issues that can help us resolve. An interesting debate goes on related to TP, we hit full stride in our discussion and we are excited.
The Business Intelligence update is a challenge. By now it is time for bed in the UK and my body struggles to remain focused. Plus, with Oracle’s acquisition on Hyperion, the strategy has changed and there is just a lot to absorb. Try as I might, I am getting about 30% absorption. The highlight of this session is the XBRL capability built directly into Hyperion. I latched onto XBRL early and have read about as much as I can on this subject. As a CPA I know this is the future of financial reporting and beyond.
The afternoon is a slight bust when we start talking about Fusion User Acceptance Module. Steve slyly notes that this is like 40 letters that otherwise spell HELP. I am giddy at this point and am trying to think if an acronym that can transform FUAM into fubar. Anyway, Fusion User Acceptance Module is bit like a cup holder in a Mercedes. Once you press the button you watch this thing unfold and you realize there are a handful of German engineers that had way too much time on their hands. My sense is that this is kind of over engineered. By this time I am starting to drool on the table as the jet lag is being unkind.
We wrap the day with a conversation around Applications Unlimited.
Overall a good first day and the big benefits coming during the breaks where we are speaking in real terms about the impact on BT.
Hold on, I will get the sommelier
Size Matters
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Like a Virgin
The Volvo saloon (sedan for the US folks) was exceptionally well maintained and very comfortable. The morning paper was crisp and clean and waiting for me to enjoy. Of course I had to pull myself away from phone and blackberry to be able to enjoy it. The driver did a three point check (passport, itinerary, sharp objects in carry on) with me as I entered the car and then exclaimed to me, after pressing a few buttons on his PDA, ‘You’re now checked in’ I was impressed.
The driver was a professional. Anticipating all of the daily traffic snarls through London he took the streets to get to Heathrow and arrived on time.
As we approached the airport the driver arrived at a special VIP entrance to T3. Pacing the car at brisk pace was a highly polished, red-clad customer service representative that had a pre-printed baggage claim ticket to attach to my bag. Before I could even get out of the car, my bag had disappeared into a well rehearsed process of expedited check-in. Next the private security agent appeared from nowhere and asked me some questions and then applied his validation sticker to my passport.
Red then escorted me through the terminal to the private security point where I dutifully laid my bag on the belt and was scanned in a matter of seconds. I walked through the duty free shopping area straight to the club lounge.
Curb to cocktail in seven minutes!
The lounge at Heathrow has wow factor. Feels more like ski chalet than airport lounge. I was thoroughly disappointed in my lack of preparation for this event. I did not wear clothes to allow for a trip to the steam room, I had not pre-booked a haircut or massage appointment. I was just left to figure out how to use my time in the acre of space. Once reality hit I went to the library (yes, the library) to sync up my e-mail and to make a few urgent phone calls. Despite having to do the boring stuff, it was done in comfort with a great latte.
Boarding the plane was great. I got such a rush as I was able to turn left after entering the plane as opposed to turning right. Walking into the Upper Class cabin is like entering a banquet hall. Once you pass the bar, you see the seats which are more like pods dedicated to personal comfort.
The greeting was great. Got myself settled in and reviewed the menu, the video options, how the seat works, and all fun stuff. We took off an hour late, but who cared, for this brief moment, I was the man!
Then reality hit. After take off I realized that my video unit did not work. After three system resets- no luck. I was devastated. After flying internationally for a decade in the back of the bus, my shining moment had been marred by a technical fault. The travesty! How could this be? Was this some bizarre way of realizing that it is just a flight and not some right of passage to the big time?
The customer service dude offered me the portable video console. I was dejected and sad. I used that thing on a previous flight on Virgin when my video unit did not work. How can you sit in Morton’s and get a hamburger. I wanted the filet mignon!!! How could this be? There is not nearly enough functionality in a portable DVD to feed by blackberry starved fingers throughout the flight. I don’t think I have ever seen a movie all the way trough. I am the attention deficit disorder guy that checks the sky map every 15 minutes and quickly interpolates progress based on miles and airspeed. How could I just sit there and not know the speed of the beloved tailwind propelling me though the stratosphere at even greater speeds. What if we had a dreaded headwind? I am an information junkie and I was being starved of this valuable data. I just did not have enough gadgets to play with and I was very upset about it.
The lacklustre response from the customer service agent irked me. I could select an item of up to £50 from the duty free catalogue to compensate me for my misery. £50? Are you %*^* kidding me? I spent over £4000 on this ticket and you trivialize my pain and agony by offering me a bottle of virgin vodka or a model airplane? I wound up taking a little gizmo for my i-pod that I would never buy myself and probably won’t ever use. The principle was that I got SOMETHING.
I declined the portable unit and focused on work for the trip. I broke out my laptop, strapped on the i-pod and cleared down 400+ e-mails.
Seriously… How hard could it be for them to test these things before the flight??? It is almost inexcusable to have something like this happen when you pay that much for a seat in front of the bus. I was the only one in this predicament. I was upset and obviously still am. I will seriously reconsider my allegiance to this airline. Perhaps I will just go back to United. Their planes are ugly but at least their systems work.
Looking back, I am sure I over played the experience in my mind. It was just a 10 hour flight. But my impression of Virgin’s legendary service has been altered now and I will reconsider flying them in the future.
Friday, November 2, 2007
Halloween
Monday, October 29, 2007
SF Question...
Shana Punim
NFL in London
Where credit is due...
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Oracle Open World
Session ID: S291201
Session Title: Get More with Less: Panel Discussion on Consolidating ERP Instances
Track: Financial Management
Room: 2002 - L2
Date: 2007-11-12
Start Time: 16:45
Session ID: S291200
Session Title: Case Study: Consolidating ERP Financials Instances at British Telecom
Track: Financial Management
Room: 2002 - L2
Date: 2007-11-14
Start Time: 11:15
Lastly, a business colleague that I know from CSC will be performing jazz at Jillian's Billiard Hall at the Metreon Centre on Tuesday, November 13th, from 6-9pm. Let me know if you want to meet up there. Perry Joslin is an accomplished jazz pianist. Read more at http://www.perryjoslin.com/index.htm
Post a comment and let me know if you will be there!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
South Africa wins Rugby World Cup 2007
Dubai
Why Dubai?
This trip satisfied numerous curiosities that I have had about the area and we were just looking for a real vacation. It is hard to be an ex-pat anywhere in the world and not hear about the opportunities there. Ex-pats talk and when they talk, often Dubai comes up. I had to go to get a sense of what is going on there to satisfy my own curiosity as to if that is the next logical step for us. Not to mention the beaches are clean, the water is clear and the hotels are beautiful.
As far as Arab countries go, this one is somewhat tilted to the West. The locals tell of the reasons why Dubai has become so popular. Our scuba instructor (from South Africa) took some time to tell us what he knew. The government estimates that it has about 10 years worth of oil reserves left before it runs out. Despite that not being their largest export, they want to diversify the income stream and they have decided with an abundance of other natural resources like clean beaches that tourism is as good a choice as any. The benefits for them are compelling. If they can become a regional hub for finance, commerce and for tourism, they can divorce themselves from the issues currently facing the oil industry- limited supply, high demand and very limited refinement capacity, not to mention war, if there is to be any.
It is estimated that a third of the world’s construction cranes are in Dubai. I can’t say for sure but I can attest to the fact that it is pretty darn close. When we landed in Dubai, there are a few things that we noticed right away- there is a huge amount of infrastructure investment for such a small country. The airport is impressive. In the early hours that we landed I counted close to 100 Emirates planes in various stages of fuelling and boarding. Think of that- one airline with that many planes in one place was just staggering. The airport is a modern facility that can handle tens of thousands of passengers a day.
The short ride to the hotel confirmed the rumour on the cranes. It is hard to look into the horizon and not see one. In fact it is hard to look into the distances and not see 20 of them. Some sites have multiple cranes and that is impressive in its own right. Being from a construction background, I can understand their value.
Customer Service
Another thing that impressed me is the fact that everyone you meet is on message. They all have the same message. They want to be known as the premier location in the world for business, shopping, and leisure. The real estate there, like other things is just booming. Our mini bus driver was so happy to see us he could not contain himself. He was our first encounter with a local person that did his best to impress upon us a few things. Dubai is a very safe country. There is very little visible crime. It is a clean country and there are many people working hard to keep it what way. It is also a Muslim country which means that discretion must be exercised in your dress and when drinking alcohol. But he also stressed that all people should feel welcome there. I was weary at first. How welcome would I feel there? I was an American after all and the politics of the region did not lend itself to welcoming us with open arms. To boot, I am also a Jew. How would that go over? I am pleased to say there were no issues. We employed our don’t ask, don’t tell policy and that seemed to work OK. Lastly, we have scheduled our Israel trip to be after our Dubai trip as we have come to know that Israeli passport stamps do not bode well at Dubai immigration desks. Fact or fiction? Don’t know, don’t care to know.
Our bus driver quickly ran out of superlatives- and we could see why. Everything in Dubai is being done in a grandiose way. It has the world’s only seven star resort (The Burj Al-Arab). We stayed ‘across the street’ so to stay in a five star resort connected to the Burj called the Jumeirah Beach Hotel. Only five star… we were so deprived…
The country will soon be home to the world’s tallest building. The actual height of which will be a closely guarded secret until it is actually done to prevent anyone thinking of out doing them. That building will have the world’s largest shopping mall at its base with several thousand stores.
The Burj Al-Arab
A few words about the hotel. It is hard for me to find the superlatives to describe it. It is incredible. It is on a man made island that was reclaimed from the ocean. It is in the shape of a large sail. I recall reading in a magazine that it is so opulent and cost so much to build that if it had 100% occupancy every day, it would not turn a profit for 500 years. Fact or fiction, I am not sure, but wow- the place is amazing.
The Conclusion
The trip was very good and relaxing. I think the girls enjoyed themselves as well. As far as working there- I am not sure I can get acclimated to 50 degrees centigrade in the summer months. Regardless, until Jews can feel fully comfortable there, I won’t be able to live there.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
A good week
This has been a great week. I am very pleased with the new role at work. I have met some great people and despite there being some really big challenges, I feel that this is the right place for me. Our thoughts extend to our friends and family in the USA:
- Ron and Maria who are scheduled to have their baby tomorrow.
- Emmett and Leah have their twin boys at home now and they doing well
- We got some great pictures of Nicholas' first trip to Boca
Thursday, October 4, 2007
New Role, New Beginning
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Autumn rolls in
Sunday, September 30, 2007
NHL in London
Snack, Crapple, Plop into your morning.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
So lets begin here
It’s been just about a month now since my father died and we have resumed normal operations here in London. The girls are fully back at school and Jen has resumed her class schedule. For me, my happiness lies in the order of the world. And as any father can attest to, when the kids are happy, mom is happy. When mom is happy the family is happy and when my family is happy, I am happy.
Life goes on with a void. TR Knight’s character on Gray’s Anatomy said, upon loosing his father, ‘I don’t know how to exist in this world without him’. That message speaks volumes to me. For those of you confused- I think we are a full season behind in watching this show in the UK. Despite going through this process with a fictional TV character, it is the best way I can describe this experience that I am going through. He’s dad, dependable dad. He’s always there for me until the day he is not. Honestly, I feel him here with me, each day, watching over me.
When he passed away, my mom explained to Abigail that Pop-pop is in the stars now. And frequently before bed, she says I can see Pop-pop’s star. How right you are Abigail, and he can see you too… Every day and he is so proud.
For me, life has resumed at BT. I work hard to find the balance between working, getting enough time to exercise and enough time to sleep. And those that are aware know that the Finance Systems Programme at BT is a very intense place. The people at BT have been phenomenally supportive around taking the time needed to deal with this.
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